Top Ten Ways To Tell You Have Too Many People At Your Seder
- You can't find anywhere out of sight to hide the afikomen
- To recline while drinking the wine, you all have to lean in unison
- You have to sketch your living/dining room on graph paper
- You have to use a microscope to divvy up the knaidlach
- When you rotate the verses of "Echad Mi Yodea?", someone ends up singing
"Who knows 39? I know 39
- You start looking at ads for closed circuit TV and auxiliary speakers
- While waiting for everyone to wash their hands the second time, the
matza rises
- Even the kids complain that they don't have enough maror
- When you recite the names of the ten plagues, the locusts really ring a
bell
- When Elijah shows up, you give hime his wine "to go"