Air Raid Priorities
The air-raid siren went off in Haifa. A woman rushed down the stairs
toward the basement. Suddenly she noticed that her husband had not
followed her down. "Come on, Sidney," she yelled.
"Just a minute!" answered the husband. "I gotta get my teeth!"
"Never mind your teeth!" the wife shouted back. "What do you think they're
dropping - pastrami sandwiches?"