Bible Riddles

 

Q: What is G-d's favorite sport?
A: Baseball because the Torah begins (in English) In the big Inning.


Q: What sport did Moses play?
A: Tennis or basketball because we know that Moses played in Pharoah's 
	courts.


Q: How do we know that tennis is mentioned in the Bible?
A: "And Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."


Q: How do we know that Moses played football?
A: Moshe kibel et haTorah umasra liY'hoshua...etc. Obviously he was 
	playing football!


Q: How do we know that righteous people do not need a prayerbook on 
	the High Holy Days?
A: KI EYN MACHSOR LY'REYAV.

 
Q: How do we know that mashiach will have a beard?
A: AL TASHEV P'NEY M'SHICHEKHA.

 
Q: How do we know that Yosef was Moshe's mother?
Q: VA-YIKACH MOSHE ET ATZMOT YOSEF IMO. (Ex. 13:19)

 
Q: How do we know that Vashti was cloned? 
A: GAM VASHTI HA-MALKAH ASTAH "MISHTEY" NASHIM. (Esther 1:9)


Q: Who is the first man mentioned in the Bible ?
A: "Chap. I".


Q: Who is the shortest man mentioned in the Bible ?
A: Bildad the Shuhite