Eight Days of Fire

By Josh Males

(To the tune of Jerry Lee Lewis' "Great Balls of Fire")



They beat the Greeks
and they chased them away.
Their flask of oil
would burn just one day.
They lit the wick -
Oh, what a trick!
Ribono Shel Olam, Eight days of Fire!

They cleaned the temple
an' they made it look nice.
Brought a couple cows
for a sacrifice.
Those Maccabees -
Threw out the sleaze.
Ribono Shel Olam, Eight days of Fire!

CHORUS
Light those candles, oooh...
from left to right
Place that Menorah
over by the window in plain sight
Those lights
So bright
Add another candle every night,night,night,night

We open up the presents
as we sing "Maoz Tzur".
You hope it ain't clothes
but you can never be sure.
Instead of "Gelt",
You got a belt!
Ribono Shel Olam, Eight days of Fire!

CHORUS

We spin the "dreidel"
an' we don't go to school.
We chant the "Hallel"
every morning in "Shul".
Dressed in "Gatkes",
We scarf down "latkes"
Ribono Shel Olam, Eight days of Fire!




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