Hanukkah Harry's Coming to Town
By Phyllis M. LaVietes
(to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
You better watch out, you better not kvetch,
Because if you do, you're gonna get petch -
Hanukkah Harry's coming to town.
He's making a list, achat shtayim,
Of who will end up in Yerushalayim -
Hanukkah Harry's coming to town.
He sees you when you say Shema
And when you start your day,
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good, or else Oy Vey!
You better watch out, you better not kvetch,
Because if you do, you're gonna get petch -
Hanukkah Harry's coming to town.