The Differences Between Catholics and Jews
One family was visiting another in a different state. The little
boy who was Jewish and the young blonde girl, a Catholic, decided
to go swimming in a near by stream. Not having thier swim suits
with them, they decided to "skinny dip".
After swimming in the nude for a while, they were resting on the
bank. The girl couldn't help but notice the anatomical difference
and said, "Gee, I didn't know there was such a difference between
Catholics and Jews!"