Look Jewish
A little old Jewish lady gets on a bus and sits next to a young
man. She looks at him for a few minutes and then asks "Young man,
are you Jewish?. He replied "No lady, I am not Jewish."
A while longer after continuing to look at him she again asks "Are
you Jewish?" And again the man replied "No lady, I am not Jewish".
A while longer, she again stared at him and again asked " Are you
sure that you're not Jewish?".
The man was getting frustrated with the lady and this time to appease
her , he said "Yes, lady, I am Jewish!!".
Then she replied "It's funny, you don't look Jewish!!"