Top Ten Places to Hide the Afikomen
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In the bread box.
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In a Congressional Investigation file on Democratic Party Fundraising (sure to get lost).
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In a cardboard recycling container (impossible to distinguish the matzah from the cardboard).
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In your old 5¼ inch floppy disk drive.
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In a gym, among the discus storage.
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In the middle pocket of the matzah cover.
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In the same place Grandpa has been hiding them for the past
20 years - no one's found them yet.
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In the holding tank of your brother's science fair experiment
project on toxic waste disposal.
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Use it as a base in a Little League baseball game.
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Paint it silver, and pretend that it is a giant, broken CD-Rom.