Palestinians Aim For Better Rocks
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL (DPI) -- "The quality of the debris that the Israelis
leave behind in the streets has gone downhill," said Abdul Linbanjos,
Palestinian riot organizer. "They've taken all the good stuff for
themselves and what's left is substandard. Take this rock. It has no
trajectory! It crumbles in flight! How are we supposed to hurt anybody
when it turns into pea gravel after we throw it? This bottle breaks
into tiny pieces upon impact. Where are the shards of sharp glass meant
to cut our enemies to shreds? And the neck so short, a burning rag
won't stuff into it. How are we going to mount an effective uprising if
all they leave us is inferior materials? This is another example of the
degradations that we must suffer at the hands of the Israelis. We
demand that Israel return to us those quality projectiles that are
rightfully ours!"
Reported by Dave Henry (with parts ripped off from Davejames)
The Daily Probe April 8, 1998