Dr. Seuss Does Avadim Hayinu
We were slaves to King Pharaoh,
that terrible king,
and he made us do all kinds
of difficult things.
Like building a pyramid
of chocolate ice cream
when the sun was so hot
that the Nile turned to steam,
and digging a ditch
with a spade of soft cotton.
That Pharaoh was wicked
and nasty and rotten!
He made us prepare him
a big birthday cake
and buy fancy presents
for Pharaoh to take,
and he kept us awake
with a terrible noise,
but he never allowed us
to play with his toys.
It's a good thing that God
took us out of that place
and gave evil old Pharaoh
a slap in the face.
Because if he hadn't,
we'd all be in trouble,
still slaving away
in the dust and the rubble,
cleaning up the king's mess
and still folding his clothes
and arranging his torn socks
in eighty-four rows,
and balancing eggs
on the tips of our toes.
Yes, even if we were
as smart as my mother,
as wise as my best friend Dov's
four-month-old brother,
if we'd read all the books
in the public library
or watched as much TV
as old Auntie Mary--
We still should keep telling
this wonderful story
of how we got out
in a huff and a hurry.