A man goes into a restaurant and order a bowl of soup. The waiter brings the soup and walks away. He comes back in a few minutes. "Sir, how is the soup." "Vaiter, taste the soup." "Sir, is there something wrong with the soup?" "Vaiter, taste the soup!" "Sir, I'll be glad to bring you something else." "Vaiter! Taste the soup!!!" "Okay, sir. (looking around) "Where's the spoon?" "Aha!!"