Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) If you're having trouble with the high school head, He's giving you the blues. He wanna invite you every night in his bed, Here's what you gotta do. Pick up the phone, I'm always home. Call me anytime. Just ring 362-4360 I lead a life of crime. (chorus) Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap You've got problems in your life of love, You've got a broken heart. He's double dealin' with your best friend, that's when the tear drops start, fella. Pick up the phone, I'm here alone Or, make a social call Come right in, forget about him We'll have ourselves a ball (Chorus) If you've got a lady and you want her gone, But, you ain't got the guts. She keeps nagging at you night and day, Enough to drive you nuts. Pick up the phone, leave her alone. It's time you made a stand For a fee, I'm happy to be your back door man (chorus) Concrete shoes, scianide, tnt Done dirt cheap Neck ties, contracts, High Voltage Done dirt cheap (chorus) Do anything you want me to