Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)

If you're having trouble with the high school head,
He's giving you the blues.
He wanna invite you every night in his bed,
Here's what you gotta do.
Pick up the phone, I'm always home.
Call me anytime. Just ring 362-4360
I lead a life of crime.

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Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap

You've got problems in your life of love,
You've got a broken heart.
He's double dealin' with your best friend,
that's when the tear drops start, fella.
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or, make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

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If you've got a lady and you want her gone,
But, you ain't got the guts.
She keeps nagging at you night and day,
Enough to drive you nuts.
Pick up the phone, leave her alone.
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be your back door man

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Concrete shoes, scianide, tnt
Done dirt cheap
Neck ties, contracts, High Voltage
Done dirt cheap

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Do anything you want me to