Joey's Movie Reviews

These are my funky little movie reviews. You'll notice that I don't spend any time writing what the movie is about. I just wanna make sure that I don't spoil anything. I'll give clues here and there just in case you've never heard ANYthing about that movie, but other than that, these reviews are completely spoiler-free. By the way, to read reviews of movies that aren't as recent, be sure to click on "Movie Review Archive" at the bottom of this page.

"SCREAM 3"
"FANTASIA 2000" - IMAX
"GIRL, INTERRUPTED"
"MAGNOLIA"
"WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, THE"
"MAN ON THE MOON"
"ANY GIVEN SUNDAY"
"THE STORY OF US"
"THE GREEN MILE"
"PRINCESS MONONOKE"
"END OF DAYS"
"SLEEPY HOLLOW"
"THE MESSENGER: THE STORY OF JOAN OF ARC"
"ANYWHERE BUT HERE"
"DOGMA"
"THE STRAIGHT STORY"
"BEING JOHN MALKOVICH"
"THE BONE COLLECTOR"
"BRINGING OUT THE DEAD"
"FIGHT CLUB"
"THREE KINGS"
"AMERICAN BEAUTY"
"TEACHING MRS. TINGLE"
"MICKEY BLUE EYES"
"BOWFINGER"
"MYSTERY MEN"
"THE IRON GIANT"
"THE SIXTH SENSE"
"DEEP BLUE SEA"
"RUN LOLA RUN"
"DROP DEAD GORGEOUS"
"THE HAUNTING"
"LAKE PLACID"
"EYES WIDE SHUT"
"THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT"
"AMERICAN PIE"
"THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER"
"WILD WILD WEST"
"SUMMER OF SAM"
"SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER, AND UNCUT"
"BIG DADDY"
"TARZAN"
"ENTRAPMENT"
"AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME"
"NOTTING HILL"
"TREKKIES"
"STAR WARS: EPISODE I - THE PHANTOM MENACE"
"BLACK MASK"
"THE MUMMY"
"ELECTION"
"IDLE HANDS"
"LIFE"
"GO"
"10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU"
"THE MATRIX"
"THE MOD SQUAD"
"EDTV"
"FORCES OF NATURE"
"THE THIN RED LINE"
"LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL"
"CRUEL INTENTIONS"
"ANALYZE THIS"
"8MM"
"OCTOBER SKY"
"OFFICE SPACE"
"RUSHMORE"
"PAYBACK"
"THE GENERAL"
"SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE"
"SHE'S ALL THAT"

MOVIE REVIEW ARCHIVE

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