Joe was walking his dog by the beach one day and spotted a frog by the lake. He decided to try to catch it, but before he could, the frog jumped into his hand and said in a sexy voice, "Hey, baby. I'm really a princess and if you kiss me I will turn back to my human form and I will give you lots of pleasure!" Joe put the frog in his pocket.
He walked home and put the frog beside his computer. The frog said, "Well, hun, aren't you going to kiss me?"
"Nah," said Joe "I'm a computer programmer so I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is REALLY COOL!"

View My Guestbook
Sign My Guestbook

main page | previous joke | next | a bar full of laughs | offensive blonde jokes | knock knock jokes | Ben Patton | Dear John |