David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive, or at least rude. For weeks David tried every way to change the bird's attitude but to no avail.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming-- then suddenly there was quiet. David was frightened that he may have actually hurt the bird and opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's arm and said:
"I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior."
David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude, and was just about to ask what had made such a drastic change, when the parrot continued:
"May I ask what the chicken did?"
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