Bob and Joe are out golfing when Joe gets bit on the penis by a rattle snake! Bob doesn't know what to do so he calls the doctor.
Bob shouts into the phone, "Doctor, Doctor! How can you cure a rattlesnake bite? Quick!"
The Dr. George answers, "I read that you have to cut an X where the victim has been bitten and then suck out the poison."
Joe says quietly, "What did the doctor say?"
Bob answers, "He says you're going to die."

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