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Subject:      My biography of this newsgroup.
From:         km3pb4@aol.com (KM3PB4)
Date:         1998/03/21
Message-ID:   <1998032107170601.CAA07499@ladder01.news.aol.com>
Newsgroups:   alt.music.nirvana 

Hello, my name is Meghan.
I just subscribed to this newsgroup this morning and I spent he past 5 hours
and 40 minutes reading every single message in here. The little thing says that
there were 2714 of them. I read them all. What I've figured out is that
David seems to be gloomy but he talks a lot. most of his messages are voicing
his opinions about things. People make fun of him a lot but deep down they have
respect for him.
Rottentanx has a few names, doesn't he? He seems to hide behind this mystique
of intrigue, but there's really nothing there. He's funny. People don't seem to
like him.
I don't know what to think about Slippyboy. He knows a lot about Nirvana, but
he's kind of weird in a good sort of way. He's a friendly person. People don't
talk to him but he always talks to people.
Pimpbot5000 is a nice guy. He doesn't know a lot about Nirvana but he always
wants to learn. He gets into fights a lot. People laugh at him.
Justin Slade is comical. He gets into every conversation but doesn't add much
to it. He's like the Kenny in South Park. People just accept his presence.
Shane Virone gets on my nerves. He knows a lot about Nirvana but rubs it in
people's faces too much. Other than that he is okay. People ignore him now
unless he says something important.
Andy Efremov should stop smoking crack.
Shoegaze99 doesn't talk much, but what he says is usually cool or funny. People
don't seem to acknowledge his presence.
Chris Lawrence, from what I understand, used to be a big shot around this
newsgroup. Sometimes he writes Nirvana messages in here but not often. People
respect what he used to be, but they have moved on.
Gomer tries really hard to be accepted by the newsgroup regulars but isn't
convincing anyone. I feel sorry for him. He's like a new kid in school that
gets beaten up because he picks his nose. People don't value his messages.
Those are the people who I think write the most Nirvana messages. I know that
if you're a regular of this newsgroup, you already know all of this. I just
thought other new people might read this and have a better understanding of
these people who think they're better than them. *just kidding guys*.
If Pimpbot5000 could attach this to his AMNFAQ thing it would be nice. and yes,
I did read it and it helped me a lot.