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Subject:      How many alt.music.nirvana-ers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
From:         ted23@mypantsflash.net
Date:         1998/06/18
Message-ID:   <3589C5D7.3DD2@mypantsflash.net>
Newsgroups:   alt.music.nirvana 

HOW MANY ALT.MUSIC.NIRVANA-ers DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

1000!

1 to announce that it burned out.  
1 to write a message that it's better to burn out than to fade away
10 to announce that they've set up a quest to find a new light bulb that
no one has ever seen before.  
10 to say that the new light bulb is a fake. 
5 to horde the new light bulb so that no one ever sees it  
150 to say that they're glad that the old light bulb burned out.
1 to say that the old light bulb burned out because of Courtney Love
1 to make a movie about how Courtney Love had snuffed out the old light
bulb
20 people from Geffen to release video tapes and performances of the old
light bulb to cash in on it
5 to say that a candle is better than light bulbs
50 to say that they liked the old light bulb better
30 to offer to sell copies of the old light bulb at 10 times the cost of
the original
3 to make a new light making device and say that it's really the new
light bulb
15 to complain to Geffen to release more light bulbs
10 to announce the fact that there is a hidden switch to turn on the
light bulb
20 to say that the new light bulb should not be like one of the old
light bulbs that they already have
40 to say that rap music is better than light bulbs
5 to document all the times the old light bulb was turned on
300 to say "the light bulb sucks" 
and 323 more to say "no, you suck!"

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