Useless Facts
  • It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  • The plastic things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets.
  • Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.
  • "Bookkeeper" and "bookkeeping" are the only words in the English language with three consecutive double letters.
  • The name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box is Bingo.
  • Welsh mercenary bowmen in the medieval period only wore one shoe at a time.
  • New Jersey has a spoon museum featuring over 5400 spoons from every state and almost every country.
  • The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life".
  • Alaska is the most northern, western and eastern state; it also has the highest latitude, the most eastern longitude and the most western longitude.
  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  • The metal part at the end of a pencil is twenty percent sulfur.
  • Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
  • When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home to a sellout crowd; the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
  • The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard.
  • There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains eleven words without rearranging any of its letters; "therein": therein, herein, there, rein, her, here, ere, the, he, in, re.
  • You would have to count to one thousand to use the letter "a" in the English language to spell a whole number.
  • 111 111 111 x 111 111 111 = 12 345 678 987 654 321.
  • The statue of George Washington in London's Trafalgar Square stands on imported Virginian soil in respect for Washington's wishes never to stand on British soil.
  • Québec and Newfoundland are the only two Canadian provinces that do not allow personalised licence plates.
  • Pluto, the astrological sign for death, was directly above Dallas, Texas when JFK was born.
  • All fifty states of the U.S. have a city named Greenville (spelling varies).
  • The Titanic had four smokestacks. Only three worked, but it is good luck to have four so they built one for show.
  • The zip code 12345 is assigned to General Electric in Schenectady, N.Y.
  • The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.
  • The cells that make up the antlers of a moose are the fastest growing animal cells in nature.
  • If Brooklyn, NY became independent of New York City; it would be the third largest city in the United States, after the remainder of New York and Los Angeles.
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  • The longest intra-continental flight in the world is from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia to Manila, Philippines.
  • A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight.
  • Hippopotamuses do eighty percent of their vocalisations under water.
  • It would take a one kilogram weight one hour to fall to the bottom of the Marianas Trench, the deepest part of the ocean (35 839 feet).
  • I, Q, and X are the only letters that don't start a city that ends in -ville in the state of Ohio. i.e. Brownsville, Zanesville, etc.
  • The billionth digit of pi is 9.
  • Women blink nearly twice as much as men do.
  • The province of Alberta in Canada has been completely free of rats since 1905.
  • Illinois has the most personalised licence plates of any state.
  • The Dalmatian is the only dog that gets gout.
  • The only person to be elected to both the baseball and football Hall of Fame's is Cal Hubbard.
  • The movie playing at the drive-in at the beginning of "The Flintstones" was "The Monster".
  • 142 857 is a cyclic number; the numbers of which always appear in the same order but rotated around when multiplied by any number from 1 to 6. 142 857 * 2 = 285 714; 142 857 * 3 = 428 571; 142 857 * 4 = 571 428; 142 857 * 5 = 714 285; & 142 857 * 6 = 857 142.
  • "King Kong" is the first movie to have its sequel ("Son of Kong") released the same year (1933).
  • The real name of the "Loony Tunes" music is "The Merry-Go-Round Broken Down".
  • "Rhythms" and "syzygy" are the longest English words without vowels.
  • Pennsylvania was the first colony to legalise witchcraft.
  • The distance between an alligator's eyes, in inches, is directly proportional to the length of the alligator, in feet.
  • Beaver Cleaver's locker number was 9.
  • Giraffes have no vocal chords.
  • The lifespan of a tastebud is ten days.
  • A, H, I, M, O, T, U, V, W, X, & Y are the symmetric capital letters in the Roman alphabet. i, l, o, t, u, v, w & x are the symmetric lower case letters in the Roman alphabet.
  • In order for a deck of cards to be mixed up enough to play with properly, it should be shuffled at least seven times.
  • Vanilla Ice's real name is Robert Van Winkle.
  • 2 and 5 are the only prime numbers that end in 2 or 5.
  • 1 and 2 are the only numbers where they are the values of the numbers of factors they have.
  • Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying "clag of Fanada", instead of "flag of Canada".
  • Mike Nesmith's (of the Monkees) mother, Bette Nesmith Graham invented Liquid paper, in 1951.
  • Felix the Cat is the first cartoon character to ever have been made into a balloon for a parade.
  • More money is printed daily for the Monopoly game than by the U.S. Treasury.
  • The only continent without reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
  • It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs, because cows' knees can't bend properly to walk back down.
  • A golden razor removed from King Tut's Tomb was still sharp enough to be used.
  • You can make a glass of apple cider with three apples.
  • All gondolas in Venice, Italy must be painted black, unless they belong to a high official.
  • The word "karate" means "empty hand".
  • A standard grave is 7'8" x 3'2" x 6'.
  • Howdy Doody had forty-eight freckles.
  • There is a city called Rome on every continent.
  • More Hollywood films have been made about boxing than about any other sport.
  • The names of the three wise monkeys are; Mizaru: See no evil; Mikazaru: Hear no evil; and Mazaru: Speak no evil.
  • The name of the asteroid that was believed to have killed the dinosaurs was named Chixalub (Pronounced Sheesh-uh-loob).
  • John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and was found in a warehouse. Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and was found in a theatre.
  • Santa Fe, New Mexico is the highest state capital at 7000 feet above sea level.
  • Stewardesses and reverberated are the two longest words (12 letters each) that can be typed using only the left side of the keyboard.
  • Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates sides.
  • Alaska could hold the 21 smallest states within its borders.
  • The sport with the highest ratio of officials to participants is tennis. A singles match should have 13; ten linesmen, one net, one foot-fault, plus an umpire.
  • 49.6% of US residents live in Eastern time zone, 29.3% live in the Central time zone, 5.3% live in the Mountain time zone, 15.0% live in the Pacific time zone and 0.8% live in any other time zone.
  • Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
  • It takes forty minutes to hard-boil an ostrich egg.
  • There are 2 598 960 five-card hands possible in a 52-card deck of cards.
  • There are 1 929 770 126 028 800 different colour combinations possible on a Rubik's Cube.
  • Every Swiss citizen is required by law to have a bomb shelter or access to a bomb shelter.
  • In 1986 Danny Heep became the first player in a World Series to be a designated hitter (DH) with the initials "D.H."
  • If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
  • International Pi Day is March 14, at 1:59. (3/14 1:59)
  • Shortest Intercontinental Commercial Flight in the world is from Gibraltar (Europe) to Tangier (Africa). Distance: 34 miles, flight time: 20 minutes.
  • In the game Monopoly, the most money you can lose in one travel around the board (normal game rules, going to jail only once) is $26 040. The most money you can lose in one turn is $5070.
  • Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.
  • The cheetah is the only cat in the world that can't retract its claws.
  • Only 7% of the world's population is left-handed.
  • Des Moines is the city with the highest jelly consumption rate in the USA.
  • "Queuing" is the word with the most consecutive vowels in the English language.
  • Eyelashes live for about 4 months.
  • The shortest street in the world is only 5.7 metres long.
  • If you lined up all the cans of SPAM in the world (new and used), it would encircle the Earth 300 times.
  • SPAM is really machined separated pork shoulder.
  • More cans of SPAM are consumed everyday than any other meat.
  • Every second, somewhere in the world, a can of SPAM is consumed.
  • Woodwind instruments push teeth out, while brass instruments push teeth in.
  • The bottled water "Evian" is "naive" (ex: a naive person) spelt backwards.
  • Somewhere, every second, someone in the world is watching "Star Trek".
  • 4" x 2" wood does not exactly measure 4" x 2".
  • It has been calculated that in the last 3500 years, there have only been 230 years of peace throughout the civilised world.
  • Animators drew nearly 6.5 million black spots for the film "101 Dalmatians".
  • By the end of the Civil War, between one-third and one-half of all U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit.
  • India, not the United States, is the country which produces the most films yearly.
  • *TALLIES OF RECURRING EVENTS/REFERENCES (as of Episode 168)

  • Meetings at Monk's Cafe... 286
  • Kramer entrances... 284 times (both feet must be over doorstep)
  • Opening of Jerry's fridge... 125
  • Jerry on the phone... 120
  • Jerry, George, Elaine or Kramer driving a car... 105 (not including LA scenes)
  • Rings of Jerry's buzzer... 56
  • Baseball references... 51
  • Jerry, Kramer, George, or Elaine watching TV... 44
  • Superhero references... 37 (including Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Elastic Man, Wonder
  • Woman, Aquaman, and Rubber Man)
  • Scenes in a Doctor's Office/Hospital... 34
  • Chinese food references... 26
  • Cigars smoked by Kramer... 22
  • Scenes at an airport/on a plane... 21
  • Bowls of cereal eaten... 19
  • Jacket-related incidents... 16
  • "Get Out!" shoves from Elaine... 14
  • Nazi/Hitler references... 13
  • Kennedy references... 10 (including JFK, JFK JR, Ethel & Jackie O)
  • Subway scenes... 8
  • Art Vandelay references... 7
  • Three Stooges references... 4
  • George has sex in an inappropriate place... 4
  • Jerry's and George's boardwalk epiphanies... 3
  • Bus scenes... 1
  • Approximate amount of money lost by Jerry... $34 275.50 (Plus: TV, Stereo Receiver, 2 charter tickets to Paris, a BMW, 2 meals at Mendy's, and numerous amorous visits from a maid)

  • *REASONS FOR JERRY BREAKING UP WITH GIRLFRIENDS (as of Episode 168)

  • For not laughing at all.
  • For laughing too strangely.
  • For having bad taste in commercials.
  • For having "Man Hands".
  • For appearing to wear the same dress every day.
  • For being too altruistic.
  • For not kissing on the 3rd date.
  • For possibly having fake breasts.
  • For not giving him a massage.
  • For not tasting his pie.
  • For "shushing" him in front of the TV.
  • For suggesting he share her toothbrush.
  • For having been with (and getting dumped by!) Newman.
  • For being his soul mate.
  • For being liked by his parents.
  • For eating peas one at a time.
  • For being too nice.
  • For apparently having no friends.
  • For not letting him play with her toys.
  • For having "two faces"- attractive in one light, ugly in another.
  • For believing she got gonorrhea from a tractor seat.
  • For making him choose between seeing her and speaking in an imaginary voice inspired by her belly button.
  • For finishing his sentences.

  • *KRAMER'S BIG IDEAS (as of Episode 168)

  • A pizza place where you can make your own pie (to be owned and operated by Kramerica Industries). (Episode 4)
  • A roll-out tie dispenser. (Episode 5)
  • Levels - a radical design concept that will transform his apartment into a pillow-strewn "ancient Egypt" (later used as a scene in the NBC pilot, Jerry). (Episode 7)
  • The invisible coffee table, a transparent piece of furniture he builds out of a windshield; he and his then girlfriend (Elaine's roommate) shatter it while making love. (Episode 19)
  • A cologne that smells like the beach (co-opted by "the real" Calvin Klein as "Ocean"). (Episode 31, 51)
  • Faking a ski lodge in his appartment with ersatz wood wallpaper. (Episode 58)
  • A coffee-table book about coffee tables, with legs and a built-in coaster on the cover. (Episode 71)
  • Dispensing with his fridge and eating only fresh food. (Episode 89)
  • The Bro (or "Manssiere") - a bra for chesty men. (Episode 98)
  • Turning his appartment into a Swedish spa via a hot tub. (Episode 109)
  • Da Vinci sleep - 20 minutes every three hours, based on Leonardo's supposed slumber patterns. (Episode 121)
  • PB&J's, serving only peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches. (Episode 121)
  • Wearing only hot-out-of-the-dryer (or pizza oven) clothes. (Episode 123)
  • A car equipped with a periscope for urban navigation. (Episode 126)
  • Using butter in place of shaving cream and suntan lotion. (Episode 149)
  • A particularly fruitful episode found him dreaming up a spill-preventing bladder system for oil tankers and a bottle to dispense both mustard and ketchup (at the same time), plus taking credit for renovating the Chrysler Building's Cloud Club and 2.9 percent interest rates on Toyota one-tonne trucks. (Episode 150)
  • Realising lengthy showers cut into productivity, he adds a garbage disposal to his drain, thus allowing for tub-time food prep. (Episode 157)
  • Asserting that 94 percent of communication is nonverbal, he resolves never to speak again. (Episode 161)
  • A fleet of rickshaws pulled by New York City's homeless. (Episode 165)

  • * = Courtesy of "Entertainment Weekly", issue #430, 05/04/98 - "The Definitive Viewer's Guide".