Welcome to the Kiss-Ass Turkey Homepage!
Hello and welcome to the Kiss-Ass Turkey homepage. I will update my site
with pictures of this famed Late Night with Conan O'brian character.
I will also accept any donation such as cash to further the growth of this
website. Also, if anyone has any pictures or sound files of the
Kiss-Ass Turkey, Please E-mail me at Kaiserh@geocities.com
Conan O'brian Links
Conan O'brian Official Homepage:
A Site with Tons of Sounds from the Conan O'brian show:
My personal homepage with many funny things and tons of search engines:
"Give it to me, Conan. Throw some yucks my way!"
Our host knows no greater fan than the Kiss-Ass Turkey,
seen here making his annual attempt to fawn and flatter his
way out of landing on Conan's Thanksgiving dinner plate.
"You do me good, Conan! You are the Clown Prince!"
"Conan, you've got to name your children Giggles and Hoots,
because they will be baptized in laughter, my friend!"
It's a duet of farfetched praise as the succulent sycophant is
joined by Conan's choice St. Patrick's Day entree, the Corned Beef.
"You are the best, Conan. Please don't eat me!"
Kaiser Hussain
kaiserh@geocities.com
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