TAKE ME TO BALTAMESA BLVD.
So the cab driver reaches Sta Mesa Boulevard and asks his American
passenger
where he wishes to stop to which question, the American replies: "This
is
not the place... Keep on driving..."
So the Filipino cabbie continues driving again and ends up at the Luneta
when suddenly the American shouts at the sight of a sign... "We're
here!
We're here! There it is! Look at that sign!" And sure enough, there
was the
sign... "BAWAL TUMAE SA BOULEVARD."
FILIPINO ACCOUNTING TERMS
ENGLISH
FILIPINO TRANSLATION
1. Asset
Ari
2. Fixed Asset
Aring Nakatirik
3. Liquid Asset
Aring Tumutulo
4. Written-off Asset
Aring Pinutol
5. Cut-off time
Oras ng Pagputol
6. Depreciation
Pagkalaspag ng Ari
7. Fully Depreciated Asset Aring Laspag na Laspag
na
8. Earning Asset
Aring Ganado Pa
9. Non-Earning Asset
Aring Baldado na
10. Owned Asset
Sariling Ari
11. Other Asset
Ari ng Iba
12. Miscellaneous Asset Mga Aring
Pinagsamasama
13. Erroneous Entry
Mali ang Pagkapasok
14. Double Entry
Dalawa ang Pinasukan
15. Multiple Entry
Labas-pasok
16. Correcting Entry
Itinama ang Pagpasok
17. Reversing Entry
Baligtad ang Pasok
18. Tangible Asset
Aring Nasasalat
19. Dispensed
Nilabasan
20. Undispensed
Hindi Nilabasan