College Classes for Men

......"REDNECK COLLEGE CLASSES FOR MEN"...... A new 2 year degree is being offered at college campuses everywhere that many of you may be interested in, but it is obvouis, that it was designed by disgrunted females of which we all are not. Needless to say there is one class that............ BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six trimesters, you too can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleezy Underthings for Christmas Winter schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2am MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II Spring schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers SECOND YEAR Autumn schedule: SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without it SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If 'it' is Awake, Take a Shower MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See Electives Listed Below) Winter schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependancy MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger Than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Honestly, You Do Not Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially When You're Naked MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important I Spring schedule: MEN 220 Omitting %*@# ! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230 B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II Course electives: EAT 101 Cooking Without the Grill EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231 Mother-in-laws MEN 232 How to Appear to be Listening MEN 233 Just Say, "Yes, Dear" Econ 001B Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)