Two hillbillys were out in the woods when they came across an angry grizzly bear protecting two of her cubs. The bear rose up on its paws and started growling at the two men, who froze in their tracks.

One of the boys reaches down and starts to lace up his boots. The other hillbilly looks at him and says, "What r ya tying your boots for, ya ain't goin outrun that there bear."     "Nope, shore nuf can't outrun that bear," replies the friend, " but I jest gotta--- outrun you."