To Tell If A Redneck Works In Your Office 9: Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8: The six front keys have rotted out. 7: The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them. 6: The numeric key pad only goes up to six. 5: The password is "Bubba". 4: There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3: There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. 2: The keyboard is camouflaged. 1: The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
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