Hail All! Welcome to my page. Two words useful in describing my page are "HEAVY CONSTRUCTION". Yup, two words that
will easily describe my page. I am trying to makre this a real nice page but, I'll come out and say it right now, there is no more free beer. You missed it.
Its all gone. Might as well get back on the information super-hiway and look for the next page offering free beer....
Reason being, cyberbooze leads to cybermistakes, which leads to the rabbit dying. If you don't get that, it was a nice way of saying cyberpregnancies, it can also lead to
cyber STIs. Another problem with cyberbooze is it is very hard to get cyberfood in your cyberstomach. Last time I had some cyberbooze, I strapped
a nuke to my forehead and beat all the toasters I found right into oblivion (also known as The Microsoft Network). Yup, it was really bad.
People. I must warn you, I have a very
good sense of humour, and I detest Stupidity, if you're stupid, don't talk to me, if you're smart, marry me, I'll move to texas, down there, everything is legal,
I think they'd allow multiple spouses.....
I can see Bill Gates bringing out
Windows CE JUST for the toaster... BURNT TOAST FOR EVERYBODY!!!!
I wanted to take the time to ask you if you'd join my revolution. I based it on the song "The Streak".
If you can't figure out what that means, click HERE for my Cyber Nudist Colony! For those of you too young for hardcore nudity, please, don't click there!
Whoops, I'm only 18 :). So, I can't put that there, oh damn.... (NOTICE: MY PAGE HAS NO CONTENT!! YAH!! :))
Do me a favour, call up Bill Gates, scream "KILL WHITEY!!!" in his ear, breathe heavily for 5 seconds, hang up, call back, blame it on the horrible
night you spent with his wife, hang up, call back again, apoligize, blame it on the cheap LSD in his underwear drawer, or, god, maybe his silk bedsheets, I don't know.... Just,
be creative about it :).. Hell, even a nice quick message that "Tuesday's the day..."... What that means, I don't know, it means as much as how I scream about pancakes
becoming the true rulers of the world... Oh yes, they are the REAL government, the SHADOW GOVERNMENT!!
Okay, if you're here you'll probably want to know a bit about me :). Okay, here goes nothing.
I am a senior in High School. I am on my last year of school!!! :). I'm 5'10", I have Brown Hair & Eyes, and I like to talk to people :). If you're ever looking for me, I'm on ICQ. No, sorry,
I'm not into the chat scene just yet :). I find ICQ does that all for me :) (UIN: 5794396)..... I'm 150lbs. I am a born
Canadian, and proud to say I am. WE HAVE BEER BETTER THAN YOURS!! LOL!! :). Heheheh, sorry :).
Oh, I just had to throw this little nugget in.... I'M BEING CENSORED!!!!
Sux, eh?
Well, here is basically anything I feel of important on this site!
Well, here is a list of some of my friend's pages...
Destiny's Page
Ango's page
Ethan's Page
Doc Holliday's Page
Gummy Bear's Page
Fire Wolf's Webpage
Lady Hawke's Page
Beat Queen's Page
Grand Elf's Page
Gwen's Page
Bapomet V's Page
Hey, here is a couple of Midis that I think are pretty good :)....
Tool - Ænima
Garbage - #1 Crush
Alice in Chains - No Excuses
Metallica - Unforgiven
Metallica - Misery
Tori Amos -Winter
Journey - Send her my love
G'N'R - November Rain
I have LOTS more midi's, I just don't have the room to put them on my page :)
MP3 FILES
Okay, like, MP3's rock. I have a bunch of TOOL MP3's... =). They're hard to find =)
MP3 PLAYER - WINAMP
Tori Amos - Winter
TOOL - 46&2
TOOL -Ænima
TOOL - Eulogy
TOOL - H
TOOL - Stinkfist
TOOL - Pushit
TOOL - 3rd Eye
TOOL - Sober
TOOL - Swamp Song
NOTE:This is a link to MICROSOFT ;)
I think the real humour in this goes above a lot of your heads, I mean, I've gotten about 15 angry emails screaming about how I am a Microsoft "yuppie scum loser" and that I deserve to die
, funny, I THINK THE FACT THAT I USED A BIOHAZARD AS A PIC TO MAKE THE LINK OFF OF SHOULD HAVE BEEN OBVIOUS ENOUGH!! BUT NOOO!! I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT!! DON'T I!!! I WAS MAKING FUN OF THEM!! Sorry about that, some of those stero-typical americans out there, all 15 of them were americans, just cannot grasp
what I truly meant, oh, here is something else, the playstation instructional booklet says you can't play your playstation in the tub, it says nothing about a pool, hey, why not go try that? See if they should add THAT to the FRICKIN' INSTRUCTIONS!! MY GOD PEOPLE!!
And now back to your Regularly Scheduled program!
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