Ten Commandments of the
Drunken Cowboy

1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Sam Adams, for thy Icehouse gets thee just as piss drunk.
2. Thou shalt partake of malt liquor only by the forty.
3. Thou shalt swill.
4. Thou shalt listen not only to Country, but to Western as well.
5. Thou shalt not indulge in inflatable sheep, nay, thou shalt seek out the real thing.
6. Never shalt thou toucheth a lite beer!(for how may holy drunkeness ensue when man cuts out the alcohol?)
7.When thine bitch get upeth, thou shalt slap her downeth.
8.When thine breathen has been seen sipping from thy Sacred Gallon of Jim Beam, thou shalt punish him fitfully with a smack to the jaw.
9. Thou shalt not commit adultery with thy neighbors wife, excepting that thy neighbor also commiteth adultery with thine own wife. This then shall be known as the holy wife swap.
10. Stop! Hammertime!