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Dossier

	Akhmed
	Akhmed is the elusive leader of the paramilitary Guestbook Liberation Organization. Much about Akhmed remains unknown, however, this much is known: 1. He's a bad ass. 2. In the early eighties, he was the frontman for a jazz fusion band called Slippery Phallus. 3. He has a thing for split panties.
	Fareed
photo c. 1987	Fareed is Minister of Information and Propaganda for the Guestbook Liberation Army. Fareed was born August 10, 1974. Once the Imperialists' last remaining strongholds have finally been overthrown and the New Order begins, Fareed will assume the duties as head of the Ministry of Information and Truth of the Guestbook Liberated State. Fareed's hobbies are table tennis and HTML coding. He is a Leo and enjoys sunny days, starry nights, and getting all nasty, down loooooooow.
	Snake Eyes
	Grade: E-5. Snake Eyes is proficient in 12 different unarmed fighting systems (Karate, Kung-Fu, Jujitsu) and is highly skilled in the use of edged weapons. Has received extensive training in mountaineering, underwater demolitions, jungle, desert and arctic survival, and some form of holisitic medicine. Qualified Expert: All NATO and Warsaw pact small arms.
	"The man is a total mystery but he's good at his job, heck, he's the best."
	Jocasta
	Jocasta is an out-of-the-closet-and-in-your-face lesbian. Watching her engage in hot girl-on-girl action is a favorite pastime of the team. She may not have a penis, but her long, hard AK-47 more that makes up for it.
	Fredro
	Fredro is the resident ladies' man at the G.L.O. All of those fine foxes down in the trenches and out in the field think he's one smooth cat. Fredro may be a busy man, but he's always interested in any new proposition which may come his way. Page him at 290-8800, mailbox code 227.
	Carlos
	This guy fucks sheep!