What Would Jesus Do?

1. Drink a beer.
2. Drink another beer.
3. Drink yet another beer.
4. Take it up the ass and like it.
5. Lick the tire of Gabriel's Ford for ten bucks.
6. Go on Jerry and reveal He's really a woman to His ex-lover, Shacronda.
7. Walk across the swimming pool to impress the ladies.
8. Turn the tap water to wine after all the beer is gone.
9. Get crucified.
10. Me.