The BFT Libretto

... with a light, and a hum.


Since early 1999, the following audio recordings were classified BFT SECRET. They have recently been declassified by senior opponentologist, Dr. e, and are being made available in MP3 format for your perusal and amusal. Now, for the first time, you can hear Chip snore while standing and eavesdrop as Horace squeals with delight. Gain new insights into the secret world of the BFT. Amaze your friends and astound your mother as you parrot these often witty and always vituperative euphemisms.

Note: Reproduction without express written permission of Kez, except by certified opponentologists, is strictly verboten.




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