I don't remember where I found this, but these do not belong to me,
nor have I thought them up, nor do I lay any claim to this list. (Legal
stuff)*********
Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men of all
marital status. Please note that the names of some courses have
been changed. Attendance is mandatory in at least 10 of the
following courses:
1. Combating stupidity.
2. You can do housework, too.
3. PMS - learn how to shut your mouth.
4. It's not hysteria, it's anger.
5. We don't want sleezy underthings for Christmas, give us diamonds.
6. The top ten restaurants in your city.
7. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk/stoned
at 4:00 am.
8. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't wash my
silks.")
9. Drawing the perfect bubblebath.
10. Get a life - learn to cook.
11. Ceasing to act like an Asshole, when you know you are wrong.
12.Understanding your financial incompetence (formerly called "Just
turn it over to me if you ever want to own a house instead of empty
beer bottles.")
13. You - the weaker sex.
14. How the hell should I know where you put your favorite tie.
15. How to stay awake after sex.
16. Reasons to give flowers, other than when you have done
something wrong.
17. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere other than in a
washroom.
18.You can fall asleep without it, if you really try.
19.I'll wear it if I damn well please.
20. How to put the lid down on the toilet (formerly called "I don't like a
cold ass.")
21.Avert your eyes when you're out with me.
22. The weekend and sports are not synonymous.
23. The world's top twenty tropical getaways.
24. They're your kids/pets too, even when they're bad.
25. How to remember anniversaries and birthdays.
26. Give me a break - why we know your excuses are bullshit.
27. Household basketball - learn to throw your laundry in the hamper.
28. How to go shopping with your mate without being a pain in the
ass.
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