(Legal Stuff) I did not think these up, these are not mine. I do not
remember where I got this list from, and I do not lay ownership to them.
EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in a pee whether he has to or not.
CROSS-EYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is
fixed.
TIMID: Cannot urinate if someone is waiting, flushes urinal as if he
has already used it. Comes back later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pees in sink.
CLEVER: No hands on. Shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pees
on floor.
WORRIED: Is not sure what he has been in lately, makes quick
inspection.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up and down urinal, tries to hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pees in pants.
CHILDISH: Looks directly at bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
SNEAKY: Farts silently while leaking, acts very innocent, knows that
man in next stall will be blamed.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads paper with
free hand.
DESPERATE: Waits a long time, teeth floating, pees in sink.
EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
TOUGH: Bangs dink on side of urinal to drip dry it.
FAT: Has to back up and take a long blind shot at urinal, pees in
shoe.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pees in pants.
DISGRUNTLED: Stands awhile, gives up, walks away.