A man was eating in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous blonde eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed ... and her glass eye came flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively grabbed and snatched it out of the air.

"I am sooo sorry," the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place.
"Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invited him to the theater followed by drinks.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to breakfast the next morning. When he arrived the next morning, she had cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed!! He asked, "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies...

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It's coming....

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The suspense is killing you....

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"You just happened to catch my eye."