Star Wars Vs. Star Trek

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Top Ten Reasons Why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe
Even More Reasons Why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe
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Top Ten Reasons Why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe
  1. Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

  2. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

  3. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

  4. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

  5. One word: lightsabers.

  6. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

  7. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

  8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell...

  9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

  10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."

Even More Reasons

  1. Aliens have makeup somewhere besides their foreheads!

  2. Starship battles in three dimensions

  3. War, not neutral zones!

  4. No ultra-powerful aliens with one-letter names!

  5. I've never heard anyone in Star Wars brag about knowing a ship like the back of his hand and then hit his head on an overhang.

  6. Star Wars isn't afraid to put the women in charge (ex. Leia, Mon Mothma, Admiral Daala, etc.).

  7. In Star Wars, dead is dead. None of this Spock-Vulcan-resurrection bullcrap.

  8. In Star Trek, to fix something you need to know about Dilythium Crystals and Anti-matter enducers and Isolinear Chips and yadda yadda yadda. In Star Wars, the only thing you need to know is that THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there!!

  9. Those Ewoks aren't as annoying as those damn tribbles, plus they make better fighters too. The tribbles are only good for target practice.

  10. In Star Trek, the main reason that the Borg are such a big threat is that they can adapt to laser fire, and block it. Yeah, right. Let's see how they adapt to a pissed off Wookie ripping their arms off.

  11. George Lucas and John Williams. - No holodecks for lame plot ideas invented by actors!

  12. Leia in the harem girl outfit at Jabba's!

  13. Two words: Boba Fett.

  14. #$%@ the Prime Directive. Just blow the crap out of them if they piss you off. -Luke not only reads emotions but he can screw w/ their heads.

  15. Light sabers deflect phaser fire.

  16. One hit from a Death Star can ruin your day. Think about it.

  17. Chewie kicks ass.

  18. How was that last Star Trek video game you played? Played Tie Fighter or Dark Forces lately?

  19. ST's bald captain--covered in cyberenetics--was only the spokesmind for the Borg. Lando's bald right-hand man, with just a cool walkman on his head, had the entirety of Cloud City at his every command.

  20. "Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith" sounds cooler than "Captain Jean-Luc Picard."

  21. Imperial and rebel uniforms actualy have POCKETS!

  22. The Federation has ships named Voyager, Reliant, and Enterprise...the Empire has ships named Devistator, Avenger, and Executor!

  23. Star Trek robots can not use contractions and have trouble with emotions. Star Wars robots can speak over 6 million forms of communication fluently and whistle to themselves just because they can.

  24. Captain Picard only cried like a baby in a vinyard after turning evil and being rescued. Anakin Skywalker kicked the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy's ass!

  25. When the enterprise would meet a star destroyer the enterprise would greet them and the star destroyer would blow them to pieces.

  26. r2-d2 could hack into any starfleet ship's computer and get its prefix codes
    durron1@juno.com

  27. Star trek weapons: phasers the size of a peanut
    Star wars weapons: a little thing called the death star

  28. In star trek they free and help pathetic oppressed civilizations. in star wars they just blow up the planet they are living on

  29. In star trek the voyager thinks they are so big because they can hold a crew of 220 people. voyager vs. eclipse star destroyer... think about it!
    Luke4444@aol.com

  30. Federation dorks have to set their phasers, aim them, and then shove them away from themselves, wheras stormtroopers round the corner and fire like the whole place needs to be destroyed.

  31. While Captain Picard messes about with diplomacy, all Han Solo needs is a blaster and a smile!
    jim.todd@cableinet.co.uk

  32. Flagship of Star Fleet - Enterprise.
    Flagship of the Galactic Empire - Executor.

  33. Picard and Greedo - "If I go with you, I will violate the Prime Directive"
    Han and Greedo - "Yes, I'll bet you have *BLAM!*"

  34. Q teleports crew away and plays games withum to teach them stuff, Palpatine fries Skywalker's ass with Force Lightning coz he doesn't do as he says!!!

  35. Luke and Darth Vader can shocke people just with they mind. Spock has only a shock hold

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