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WELCOME TO MY CRAP WEB PAGE THAT THE WHOLE FAMILY WON'T ENJOY!

This is my sodden front page which i decided to put in because my other font page was just a big mess (basically).

What are you lookin at punk?

what a lazy way of building the page...
All these fancy schmancy page builders, why in my day, we had to write the coding OURSELVES!! Why, we didn't even HAVE this thing called the "internet", and only one family in the neighbourhood had a computer, and it was as big as their house. No wait, that WAS their house...

anyway
ENJOY
if not. i'll beat you up...well maybe not me, maybe someone else...maybe not straight away either, but some time...i suppose...
Click here for the page about...somebody...
 

HERE'S MY FUNKY HIP HOP (Backtrack.mp3)
 

Click here for my very own MAIL ORDER CATALOG!"

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SOME MORE COOL SITES WHICH I HAD TO PUT ON HERE TO FILL UP SPACE!

  • My Band's Page
  • Click here to go to a place that doesn't exist!

  • Page last updated 32st Oktember, Nineteen Ninety Twelve. BC. Tripod have so nicely informed me that if I don't update my page regularly it will start to delete things in a psychopathic manner (well they didn't say that specifically but I assume that's how they'll do it). So expect slight changes every once in a while so that them bastards don't screw with me. So anyway, you can email me at, does this work by the way i guess its worth a try.

    YAY THIS WORKS. MAIL HERE
    y'all come back now, ya' hear?
    Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, YA' HEAR??