APPLE COMPUTER-You want useless? You can't get more useless than an Apple Macintosh!
BROKEN BAZOOKA-Plastic bazooka with added ammo!
CRUSTS-Uneaten crust off 43 loaves of bread!
6,000 DOILIES-You can never have too many doilies!
ELECTROENCEPHALOGRAPH-For all those times when you've needed one.
FIAT-Now you can have your very own! Useful for breaking down on busy roads and costing lots to fix.
BOWL OF GRAVELNutritious, healthy, and good for you, all at the same time!
H-BOMBGreat for the kids war games in the backyard!
ISLE OF MAN-Have your very own British Island at an affordable price!
JUG HANDLES-A big crate full of jug handles that we found stashed away in Aunty Martha's attic.
KANGAROO POUCHES-Great for storing things away in.
LUPINS-Oh no, more bluddy lupins!
MATT'S MICROWAVEABLE MAROON MALAYSIAN MAN-EATING MONKEY MALTED MUNCHIE MUFFIN MIXTURE-Self Explanatory.
NEW ZEALAND-Buy one island, get one free!! Sheep sold seperately.
OESOPHAGUS-For those times when a burnt throat becomes irritating.
PRESCRIPTIONS-Unlimited supply of prescriptions for every known drug on the market (plus some illegal ones on the black market).
QUESENART-As many Quesenarts as you can fit in a bag!
ROLLED UP NEWSPAPERS-Pre-rolled up newspapers for the man who can't be bothered rolling one up to hit the dog!
SHRUBBERY-Ever been told 'You must bring us a shrubbery'? Well this is for one of those times!
TRIANGLE-The instrument for the serious musician!
UNDERWEAR-Lifetimes supply of used underwear-with added holes!
VASECTOMY-Do-it yourself vasectomy kit!
WALRUS-A walrus for every occasion!
X-Ever needed to mark a spot. Well here's the 'x' to do it with!
YAHOO SERIOUS VIDEO LIBRARY-Here's all the Yahoo Serious Classics plus some never seen before (thank god) home videos!
ZITHER-If anyone can use this we'll give them all to you!