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Forward: Not that anyone (i.e., a
self-supporter,
seeking life, liberty, and happiness, unencumbered by
Big Brother) still believes that anything rational,
just, or constitutional can emanate from government
any more, ....but simply because of the ceaseless and
calculating bombardment of broadcast
words we must endure in our era, I offer this humble
analysis.
The choices for Clinton's successor are fairly foreboding, but realistically, there's is only one flag left aloft to rally to....this of course, is a euphemistic expression for "settling for the least offensive of the candidates." Let's review the choices. 1) Al Gore: the reigning Democratic heir-apparent, ward and vassal of Hammer and Lenin, inventor of the internet, alpha-male, world class something-for-nothing give-away/promise maker style politicrat, ....either incompetently unaware of, or a guilty accomplice to rape and murder. 2) Bill Bradley: former 2 time NBA World Champion N.Y. Knickerbocker forward, who enjoyed sex and drugs in a racially diverse environment. These are his good points.... Unfortunately, Bradley is an avowed one-worlder, ....a Rhodes Scholar, espousing behind his milque-toast and monotone delivery, even more wealth redistribution/theft scams and promises than the Clinton-understudy Gore. 3) John McCain: this guy is just plain nutso, a maniacal control-freak, hidden in plain brown wrapper by a manipulative and duplicitous media. Watch McCain closely as he speaks and chortles. A laughing McCain eerily looks and sounds like a fraternity brother at a gang-bang (Hey, ....I've seen movies!). Look closely into into little Johnny's eyes.... This guy is damaged goods, sweetheart. Yeah, ....one too many days in the hole doing push-ups and eating cockroaches, methinks––and don't buy the Washington-outsider characterization modestly offered by McCain and his handlers. Our boy was born into the establishment, with all the wealth and privilege accorded to any son and grandson of two United States Navy Admirals. Outsider, my ass.... the dude's been in Washington playing pork for 17 fucking years! Note: Our condolences and appreciation to Alan Keyes and his arduous and time consuming second presidential campaign, which resulted merely in corroborating the Proof to the theorem that free and open elections don't really exist at the polling places of America, and behind the scenes where the electronic ballots are counted––and/or generated, as the case may be. 4) George W. Bush: ....yes, he's the spawn of the devil (remember his dad, ....ex CIA Chief, former one-term U.S. President, ....the cruise-missile shootin' Napoleon wannabe, read-my-lips, "No new taxes," George Herbert Walker Bush III?) ....and yes, Bush the younger unfortunately does often resemble a deer caught in the headlights, ....but this candidate has some very large balls. This is the dude who invoked the name of Christ on national television, ....remember?... shocking the pundits and piquing the curiosity of believers everywhere. It remains to be seen whether the Bushwhacker can manage to chew what he has so willingly bitten off, but rest assured, none other than the big Chief Justice Himself will be sitting on the Bench to call this one––and if a certain Dubya ain't careful, there could be Hell to pay....literally. 5) Pat Buchanan, ...or 3rd Party Nominee: though Pat, or anyone else not aligned with the Demopubs or Republicrats would be a much more palatable and principled candidate than any of those four listed above, no 3rd Party candidate will be allowed to upset the kingmakers' applecart. Here's how it goes down. The guys with all the gold are gonna sit back and decide just which candidate it is that they can install, and still convince enough of the people that he won an honest election (this rules out Alan Keyes). Just ask Alan Keyes. Just between us
flies on the wall, maybe we should give little George
the benefit
of the doubt–––for now. After all, what are the
choices?
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