The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:   You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad:   He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad:   He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: You give the sex talk to your daughter
Bad:   She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad:   She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad:   As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

Good: You're son is dating someone new
Bad:   It's another man
Ugly: He's you're best friend

Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad:   It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

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