Top five reasons that computers MUST be male...

1.) They have a lot of data, but they are still clueless.

2.) They are supposed to help you sovle problems, but half of the time they are the problem.

3.) As soon as you commit to one, you realize if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4.) In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5.) A big power surge will knock them out for the rest of the night.