The
Relationship Game for
Guys
For all you guys out there who just can't
figure it out, here it is,
In the world of romance, one rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she
dislikes and
points are subtracted.
You don't get any
points for doing something
she
expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is
played.
Here is a guide to the point system.
Simple Duties:
You make the bed .........................1
You make the bed, but forget to add the
decorative pillows .......................0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets..-1
You leave the toilet seat up ............-5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's
empty.....................................0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you
resort to Kleenex........................-1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle
slowly to the next bathroom .............-2
You go out to buy her spring-fresh
extra-light panty liners with wings .....+5
But return with beer.....................-5
You check out a suspicious noise at night..0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's
nothing ..................................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's
something ................................+5
You pummel it with a six iron ...........+10
It's her mother ..........................10
Social Engagements:
You stay by her side the entire party.....0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to
chat with a college drinking buddy ..-2
Named Tiffany .......................-4
Tiffany is a dancer .................-6
Tiffany has implants ................-8
Her Birthday
You take her out to dinner ...........0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a
sports bar ..........................+1
Okay, it is a sports bar ............-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night ......-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat
night, and your face is painted the
colors of your favorite team..........-10
A Night Out With The Boys
Go out with a pal .......................-5
and the pal is happily married ..........-4
or single ...............................-7
and he drives a Mustang .................-10
with a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)
..........................................-15
A Night Out
You take her to a movie ...................+2
You take her to a movie she likes .........+4
You take her to a movie you hate ..........+6
You take her to a movie you like ..........-2
It's called DeathCop 3 ....................-3
Which features cyborgs having sex .........-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film
about orphans ............................-15
Your Physique
You develop
a noticeable potbelly.........-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and
exercise to get rid of it ................+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and
resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts
..........................................-30
You say "I don't give a damn because you have one
too".....................................-800
The Big Question
She asks, "Do I look fat?" ...............-5
You hesitate in responding ..............-10
You reply, "Where?" ......................35
Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you
listen, displaying what looks like a concerned
expression ................................0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30
minutes ..................................+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without
looking at the TV ........................+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen
asleep ...................................-20
Well guys these rules ....good luck to us all!!!!