Woman's Wish List/What I Want In A Man

*Original List*
                1. Handsome
                2. Charming
                3. Financially Successful
                4. A Caring Listener
                5. Witty
                6. In Good Shape
                7. Dresses with Style
                8. Appreciates the Finer Things
                9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
             10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover

*Revised List* ( After age 40 )
                1. Not too ugly
                2. Doesn't belch and/or scratch in public
                3. Works steady
                4. Doesn't nod off while I'm talking
                5. Usually remembers the punch lines of jokes
                6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
                7. Usually wears matching socks
                8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
                9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
             10. Shaves on weekends!

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