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Or READ THIS ARTICLE and ask yourself, "Do I have that magazine?"

 Friday, August 21, 1998
  GLOBAL NEWS COVERAGE (from Lycos)

NUDE LEO PICTURES HIT THE SHELVES IN SEPTEMBER

It looks like Leo's lawsuit did nothing to spare his birthday suit. 'Playgirl' magazine confirmed that it has shipped an issue chock full of nude Leonardo DiCaprio pictures, demonstrating that the result of the heartthrob's suit against the publication left a great deal to be desired.

Earlier this year, DiCaprio attempted to sue 'Playgirl' to prevent it from running pictures obtained from the set of the unsuccessful film 'Total Eclipse.' Both parties came to an undisclosed, 'amicable' agreement out of court, but with the full-frontal finery of the 'Titanic' star slated to hit newsstands on September 8, it's anyone's guess what they decided.
AIN'T LIFE GRAND?! :6 Please note, if you write pro-Leo bullshit in my guestbook I reserve the right to use it in the MAIL SECTION

TAKE THE LEO POLL NOW!!!

Is Leonardo DiCaprio a gay bastard?

Yes, and with all due respect, DUH!!
No, just bisexual on occasions
NO WAY! Leo is my MAN!


Current Results

Click here to hear Duke Nukem's response to Titanic...


Leonardo DiCaprio Ate My Balls- Need I say more?

FinaL UpdatE: as of November 3rd, 1998, this page will no longer be updated. It takes too long to go edit the stuff, and I don't feel like it. If you have something to say then please email me.

OK I lied. I am just adding this link, which is an interview from a cool person named Alika. I don't want to reveal the contents, all I will say is that it confirms previous assumptions that I had made.

Hello! Welcome to the Leonardo DiCaprio Ate My Balls (or rather, would be eating my balls if I had any) Page. Please note, I am not doing this just to piss people off; I am also doing this because I find immense satisfaction in making people laugh and/or making fun of those who find this sort of thing deeply affecting and psychologically damaging. Ha ha. Mind you, if you have any pictures I could deface and use on this site, or you have already defaced them or they are so moronic looking that they do not need to be defaced, please send 'em to me, lost_horizons@hotmail.com. I will also take hate links for just about everything unless it's something I like. Many thanks to any drooling DiCaprio fan whose pictures I stole, especially the Titanic Sank My Balls page, because that was my main influence.

July 16th, is it? update.
Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ! I get home from vacation and here is all this BS in my guestbook. Look, Leo fans, no one has a gun to your head and is forcing you to come here. Just leave as quickly as you came, and for heaven's sake don't write incoherent fan messages in my guestbook. Don't write coherent fan messages either, though I've only come across maybe 1 so far. Leave me out of your social lives, PLEASE. Read the above paragraph. I already stated that I like to make fun of people who take this stuff seriously, to be concise. Get over yourselves and leave me alone. Thank you.

P.S. If you sign my guestbook with hate messages about how I "Sux," leave an email so I can let you know I've seen it, and/or am deleting it.


See some hate mail I have received.
See Leo stuff his annoying little face!!! With balls, of course
See Leo being gay! (So, what else is new =) )
See pics of Leo that are so gay, I didn't HAVE to say anything about them!!

Go to my new page, Rap Music Ate My Balls!!

Find out about me!!!

Leo Sux Ass- pics, stories, links.. LOTS of links!

Sign My Guestbook View My Guestbook


Other Places To Go . . .
Shannon's Rob Thomas Obsession Page( she is my bud who sent me a lot of pictures to deface);

The Ultimate Leo Hate Links


I Hate Leonardo DiCaprio

Romeo and Juliet Ate My Balls!!

Another Leo Ate My Balls!

P.S. I'm sorry this list is a bit on the puny side, if you have any
submissions, send them to lost_horizons@hotmail.com.



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You are the th person to see Leo eat balls. Don't you feel special?