Small Town, Big Problems

A lonely highway somewhere in Montana, the Maddogs are driving down it.

"That is the last time we go after a chainsaw wielding maniac!" says Outlaw

"How the hand?" says Silver

"Like it was chopped off and healed back on again. I think it's time we headed home."

"Sorry to disapoint you Outlaw" says Harley "but were getting a message from Mission Control."

"All right put it on."

Colleen's face comes on the screen.

"Afternoon gents. You up for a mission?"

"Aw come on Colleen!" complains Outlaw "We've been on the road for two months now! Give us a break! How's Saphire?"

"Her pregnancy is almost due. I know you've been on the road for a while but your the closest operatives we got."

"Fine. Where are we going?"

"A town just a few miles from where you are, Stoneside."

"On our way."

The screen goes blank.

"Maybe it's just something minor." says Silver

"Ha! We should be so lucky." says Wesley

Stoneside Sheriff's office, Sheriff Stephen Mitchell is in his office along with two nearby farmers.

"These gentlemen are Andy Davis and Eric Sullivan." says Mitchell "There just two farmers of whom the whole town's been victimized."

"What's happened here?" says Outlaw

Andy steps up.

"Well, I woke up three days ago and found that my cows, chickens, every animal I got was gone. Eric here says the same thing on his farm."

"I was asleep when I heard some noise outside." says Eric "I looked out and saw some figures moving my cows onto a truck bed and taking them away. They looked real ugly too. A canine face and very mean looking.

"Cano-Mutants!" groans Outlaw "Oh great! Just what we need! General Parvo."

"Parvo? Here?" says Stephen

"Why would he want out livestock?" says Andy

"We've heard rumors that Parvo can now turn everyday animals into his Mutant army." says Wesley "Since farm animals are the most abundant he's using yours."

"Don't worry though. We'll get 'em back for you." says Outlaw

They head outside.

"What's your plan?" says Silver

"Call for a little backup. Harley, get me Mission Control."

"You got it."

"What's up gents?"

"Can one of you send Muzzle down here? We need to use him."

"He's on his way." says Hunter

"Thanks. Over and out."

"Muzzle?" says Beowulf "Why do you need him....? Oh no! Not that! Please Outlaw! Not Muzzle! He's just awful!

"You've seen what he can do?" says Wesley

"Yes. And it's not pretty."

A couple hours later, Hunter arrives with Muzzle.

"Have you found Parvo's base yet?" says Hunter

"Sure have." says Wesley

Wesley pushes a part of a rock down and a door opens in the ground. They go inside and creep their way through. Then they come face to face with Parvo, Groomer and his Mutant army.

"Well well. Look who's back."

"We have a surprise for you General."

Beowulf and Hunter part revealing Muzzle. He jumps up and down in his cart.

"Oh no!" moans Parvo "Please I beg you! Not again!"

"Hunter can I say it this time?" says Outlaw

"Okay but say it like you mean it."

"Let's Muzzle 'em!!"

Parvo, Groomer and his Mutants scream in terror as Muzzle goes after them.

"Oh Muzzle! Take it easy buddy! Ugh!" says Hunter

"That's horrible!" says Outlaw

"Lord have mercy!" says Silver

"Pardon me while I double over from sickness." says Wesley

"Not pretty. Definitly not pretty." says Beowulf

A few hours later in Sheriff Mitchell's office.

"Thanks to Wesley's De-Mutator pistol we were able to change the Mutants back to normal animals. And Parvo's base has been destroyed."

"Thank you." says Stephen You saved the livelihood of this town."

"All in a days work."

As the Maddogs drive down the road, Hubert comes on the screen.

"I suggest you get over here on the double my boy." says Hubert Your wife is giving birth."

"Warp speed Mr. Harley!"

"Aye aye sir!"

The End