Desert Highway. A car drives down it at top speed while a biker gang hoots and hollars after them. One of them takes out a grenade, pulls it and then throws it toward the car. It explodes right in front of the car and the driver looses control and slides into a ditch. The gang surround the car and point their guns at it. A middle aged man steps out with his hands up.

"Don't hurt us."

"Clayton!"

"Do as he says dear."

"Hand over the money."

"Leave us alone you bullies or my father will---"

"Charlie be quiet!" says the mother

"Will what son? Don't make empty threats at me boy. Just for that, a lesson."

The leader punches Clayton and he doubles over.

"You see? He can't always protect you. Now if you please ma'am, the money."

A laser shot passes in front of the leader. They all look down the road to see the Maddogs coming at them.

"Move!"

The gang mounts up and drives off, the Maddogs in close pursuit. Silver takes out a rope and twirls it over his head and then nags one of the trailing bikers. The Maddogs surround him.

"All right punk, where's your gang hiding?" says Beowulf

The man begins to talk, only it's in German.

"Huh?"

"Just out luck." says Wesley

"Harley, you got a translator on you?"

"Afriad not."

"What's the nearest town?" says Saphire

"Stump Hollow."

All eyes turn to Silver.

"Might as well. I haven't seen Cathy in a while."

Stump Hollow Sheriff's office. Sheriff Barney Sheridan locks the door to the German speaking gang members.

"Mayor Sanders has told me a lot about you boys. What do you plan to do?"

"Get help." says Outlaw

They walk outside.

"Not the best way to spend a birthday is it?" says Saphire

"Don't remind me. Harley, get Mission Control for me."

"Coming up."

Colleen comes on the screen.

"What's up lad? Oh, and Happy Birthday Outlaw."

"Save it. Can you send Blitz out here?"

"Fluffypants? Whatever for?"

"I heard that!"

"We caught a gang member from the biker gang but all he speaks is German."

"Ah, so you need my help?" says Blitz "No problem. I'll make the girly man spill his guts out."

"Hopefully not literally." says Wesley

"What, you think I'm a savage or something?"

"Over and out Blitz." says Outlaw

"Now wait just a----"

The screen goes blank.

"I'm amazed he's survived this long as a Road Rover." says Beowulf

"So nice to see you boys again."

They all turn to see Cathy Sanders stand in front of them.

"Cathy. It's been a while." says Silver

"Too long in my opinion. Happy Birthday Outlaw."

"How do you...?"

"I eavsdropped on the conversation. And who's this?"

Cathy points to Saphire

"Oh, Cathy Sanders, I'd like you to meet my wife Saphire."

"Nice to meet you." says Saphire

"Likewise."

"Come on, lets go to your restaurant and catch up." says Silver

Hours later in the Sheriffs office.

"All right, where is he?" says Blitz

The Sheriff points to the cell. Barney opens it and he goes in. The man is asleep at the moment.

"Auchtung!!"

The man bolts upright. Blitz stalks to him and grabs him by his collar and starts to talk to him.

An hour later Blitz talks with the Maddogs at the diner.

"He was very forthcoming."

"Probably because you threatened to bite him in the tooshie." says Beowulf

"It's what I do."

"Did he say where their hiding?" says Outlaw

"Naturally."

Some time later the Maddogs are looking over a hill toward an abandoned mine entrance. Two gang members are standing guard. The guards are looking on with boredom. Suddenly two laser shots hit them both and they crumple to the ground.

Inside the mine the gang members and having a party of sorts. Gas begins to pour out of several directions. When the gas clears all the gang members are out. The Maddogs appear out of nowhere wearing cloaking belts and gas masks.

"That was almost too easy." says Beowulf

Stump Hollow prison. All the cells are filled with the members of the gang. Outside Sheriff Sheridan shakes Outlaw's hand.

"Thanks for the help."

"No problem."

As they drive out of town Colleen appears on the screen.

"You gents done yet?"

"We are."

"Good, then you won't mind heading for Mission Control so we can celebrate your birthday."

"What? Colleen no, I....."

"Shag's baked up a good cake and buffet table. We wouldn't want it to go to waste. Harley, Warp 9."

"Aye Keptin." says Harley in a Chekov impersonation

Harley and DJ morph into jets and pick up speed.

"Collllllleeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!"

The End