It is utter pandemonium in Granite as everyone does an absolute free-for-all fight. Duke is spinning, jumping and hitting hard with his bo staff, Colleen is a flurry of motion and battle cries, and Blitz slashes and bites his way through. Colleen and Col-lee come face to face and fight each other to a standstill. They then circle each other like predators.

"What the bloody hell are you thinking allying with these beasties?"

"This wasn't my idea. All I want right now is to rip your bloomin head off!"

"I'd like to see you try!"

"Mind if I even the odds?" says Saphire

Saphire dive bombs on Col-lee and snatches her up into the air by her pants waist.

"Ahh! Put me down! I'm getting a wedgie!"

"Going down!"

Saphire lets Col-lee go and she crashes through the roof of one of the buildings. Meanwhile, Outlaw and Silver are fighting back to back.

"Did you ever think you'd be in a fight like this?" says Silver

"Never even occured to me." says Outlaw

"Same here."

"Cover me."

"Will do."

Outlaw takes a running start and jumps onto the second floor balcony of a building and begins to take potshots at the baddies. Nearby, Beowulf is fighting off several Cano-Mutants. Beowulf lets loose his sonic boom clap and they all go down holding their ears in agony. The boom also hits the building Outlaw is standing on and it begins to collapse. Outlaw dives off the building just in time and lands next to Beowulf.

"Sorry about that."

"Just watch where you shoot those things!"

Warwolf has just knocked down one werewolf and notices several others have too.

"Deathwalker, Rabid, Puffball, Exile mid-air collision!"

"Going up!" says Deathwalker

"Comin at ya!" says Rabid

"Up and over!" says Puffball

"Crashski!" says Exile

All five throw the mutant or werewolf they have been fighting and they crash into each other in midair and land in a heap. Duke and Rocky have gotten together.

"I think now is the time for your Texas Tornado Spin."

"I only use it spareingly. It makes me very dizzy."

"I'll cover you when you stop."

"Ok. Here goes."

Duke holds out his bo staff and begins to spin in place, faster and faster until he's a blur and dust is sucked up into a mini tornado and heads for the baddies. Duke even picks up General Parvo and Groomer.

"General! Aiiee!!"

"Put me down!"

"Aunt Em! Aunt Em! It's a twister, it's a twister!"

In the process several building are torn apart and the tornado slows and finally ends. Duke sits on the ground very dizzy. Rocky comes up and scoops him up. Off some ways, Wesley and Amani are with Muzzle. He is hopping in his cart like crazy.

"You think we should?" says Wesley

"Is it humane?" says Amani

"There's nothing humane about it."

"Good point."

"Let's Muzzle 'em!!!"

Wesley and Amani cover their eyes as Muzzle begins doing his stuff.

"Oh man that's horrible!"

"I think I'm going to be sick!"

"Aiee! Get him off! Get him off! Oh gosh it hurts!!"

Exile and Frozen-eye fight each other to standstill and they face each other.

"I never did like fightingski with someone who has the same face, so I won't."

"Huh?"

Exile turns away just as Blitz chomps down on Frozen-eye's posterior and he screams in agony and runs off. Blitz takes out a toothpick and picks his teeth.

"I love being Road Rover!" says Blitz

"Hey! That's my lineski!"

A mutant goes flying between them and lands face down. Blitz gets an evil smile.

"I think I'll go over here." says Exile

Warwolf and Blackheart have finally gotten together and are a flurry of punches, kicks and blocks. Warwolf gets one good kick in and knocks Blackheart into the side of a building. He just lays there in agony. Hunter comes up to him.

"Games over Warwolf, were out of here." says Hunter

"Right with you."

As the Rovers head out of town, all the baddies are currently nursing their wounds or just recovering. Back at Mission Control everyone is in the briefing room. The main screen is on and shows the baddies together. Outlaw is healing anyone who needs it.

"I knew this was a bad idea Parvo." says Blackheart

"What? This was Parvo's idea?" says Destroyer

"Not true! It was this freaks idea!" says Parvo

"Freak?! That does it, goodbye Parvo!" says Blackheart

"Yeah, same here!"

"Where are you going?!" rages Parvo "Get back here!"

Parvo roars in frustration.

"Orders General?" says Groomer

"Burn this miserable town and lets get out of here."

"Yes General."

The screen goes blank. Everyone cheers and high five's each other!

"Yes! Parvo's doing the work for us!" says Outlaw

"Good riddance to that town!" says Duke

"I'm certainly glad it's going." says Rabid

"Good job everyone," says Master "though I'm not sure I approve of the town's destruction."

"It was nothing but trouble." says Hunter

"Me and my brother will face Blackheart again someday, for now I'm just glad you guys were around to help out."

The End

Author's Note: I consider this story non-canon.

Many thanks to Marc Weinstein for this story idea and use of characters