Q: Why do cows have bells?A: Their horns don't work.
Q: What did the spider do in the computer?A: He made a webpage.
Q: What do squirrels do when they fall in love?A: They go nuts!
Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?A: The chicken got hit by a 16 wheeler.
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?A: He got his safety pin caught on the chicken.
Q: Why did a cow go to Hollywood?A: He wanted to become a MOOOOOOOviestar
Q: What can you say to an annoying cockroach?A: "Stop bugging me!"
Q: What color is a burp?A: Burple.
Q: What kind of key can't open a door? A: A donkey.
Q: Why must two elephants go for a swim in the
pool?A: Because they need a pair of trunks.
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it
fell out of a tree it would kill you?A: Pool table.
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?A: A sour puss.
Q: What Happened when Godzilla got thirsty?A: He drank 'Canada Dry'
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?A: A bulldozer.
Knock knock.Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes moo!
Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman?A: Park in it, dude!
Jeff: " You know what I can't stand"Bill: "What?"
Jeff: "I can't stand to sit!"
Kareena: "Last night I dreamt that I was eating a giant
marshmallow."Marcy: "Really?"
Kareena: "Yes, and when I woke up, my pillow was missing!"
Why did Captain Kirk throw the Klingon on the
barbeque?Because he was grilling him for information!