Women Jokes
Women JokesWhat do you do if a bird craps on your head ?
Dump her
Why did the women cross the road ?
Never mind that, what the f*ck is she doing out the kitchen.
Why did the sink cross the road ?
Because it was still chained to the women.
Why did god give women legs ?
So that they can walk from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Why did god give women legs ?
So they don't leave a trail.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb ?
F*ck that they can work in the dark.
Did you know that there are female hormones in beer ?
They gave 100 men 10 pints each, after they had drunk them none of them could drive and they all spoke b*llocks.
What is the difference between a smart woman and Bigfoot ?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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