Yo Mamma So Fat

Yo Mamma So Fat
Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an 
echo. 
Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause 
choppers keep landing on her back 
Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide 
Yo mama's so big that they had to change "One size 
fit's all" to "One size fits most" 
Yo mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she 
sits next to everybody. 
Yo mama's so big when she went to the airport and said 
she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent 
her out to the runway 
Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul 
ass. 
Yo mama's so fat a picture of her would fall off the 
wall! 
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there 
be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the 
way. 
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started 
throwing her peanuts. 
Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she 
strikes oil. 
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu 
Yo mama's so fat her college graduation picture was an 
airial. 
Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an arial 
Yo mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd 
have to take his word for it! 
Yo mama's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd 
better be 50 pound test! 
Yo mama's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she 
could get group insurance! 
Yo mama's so fat n black she jumped in the ocean and 
they ungee jumped and went straight to hell 
Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes. 
Yo mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket. 
Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has 
to wear Boss Hoggs 
Yo mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway 
Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs 
Yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks. 
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it. 
Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra 
large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! 
Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who 
threw that rock?" 
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the 
driveway 
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get 
into her pockets 
Yo mama's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than 
Thomas' English Muffin. 
Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. 
Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides. 
Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got 
stuck. 
Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other 
arm is just as big 
Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, 
Detroit, Chicago, NY .. 
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a 
paint-roller 
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a 
booger out of George Washington's nose 
Yo mama's so fat she sat on the corner and the police 
came & said "break it up!" 
Yo mama's so fat she shows up on radar. 
Yo mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood 
sign and it just said H D 
Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and 
the sun burned out 
Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her 
socks 
Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. 
Yo mama's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock. 
Yo mama's so fat she was baptized at Marine World. 
Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper. 
Yo mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and 
ordered a 40oz. of gravy 
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family 
Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. 
Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, 
I ran out of gas. 
Yo mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. 
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear 
"Caution! Wide Turn" 
Yo mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World 
Yo mama's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear 
for bungee jumping 
Yo mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth 
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people 
thought she was backing up 
Yo mama's so fat when i took her to the beach, little 
keds surron "Free Willy, Free WIlly" 
Yo mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps 
Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down 
the bridge too 
Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole 
band skips. 
Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself 
asleep trying to get up again. 
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to 
be continued. 
Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house she 
REALLY sits AROUND the house 
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear 
the stereo. 
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read 
"one at a time, please" 
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell 
"Hey Kool Aid .." 
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, 
people said "Taxi!" 
Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace 
tried to drag her ass back in the water. 
Yo mama's so fat when the bitch goes to an all You can 
eat buffet, they  have to install speed bumps. 
Yo mama's so fat when they used her underwear elastic 
for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. 
Yo mama's so fat you smell like bacon at 90 degrees 
Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make 
two trips. 
Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave the 
hospital stretch marks. 


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