Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo Mamma Jokes

 
Yo mama's so ugly  when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals." 
Yo mama's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed. 
Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends! 
Yo mama's so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. 
Yo mama's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel 
Yo mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application 
Yo mama's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back 
Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around  her neck 
Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mama'said "What a treasure!" and her  father said "Yes, let's go bury it." 
Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween. 
Yo mama's so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it 
Yo mama's so ugly she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control! 
Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper! 
Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock! 
Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone 
Yo mama's so ugly she looks  out the window and got arrested for mooning. 
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry. 
Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away. 
Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back 
Yo mama's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. 
Yo mama's so ugly that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. 
Yo mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass 
Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. 
Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train 
Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown. 
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. 
Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower 
Yo mama's so ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock! 
Yo mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. 
Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. 
Yo mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty 
Yo mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes. 
Yo mama's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her. 
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming. 
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras 
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows 
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked everYone. 
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, her mama'saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!" 
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama! 
Yo mama's so ugly Yo dad first met her at the pound 
Yo mama's so ugly You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies 
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots. When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!" 


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