Yo Mamma Jokes

 
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. 
Yo mama's booty is so big if You tell her to haul ass she gotta make 2 trips 
Yo mama's breath is so stank we don't know whether you need gum or toilet paper 
Yo mama's breath is so stank when she exhales her teeth have to duck 
Yo mama's breath is so stank needs odor eaters 
Yo mama's butt is so bony she put her drawers on and cut them in two 
Yo mama's butt is so big it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds 
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a  living. 
Yo mama's feet so big her sneakers need license plates 
Yo mama's forehead's so big you could show slides on it. 
Yo mama's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk 
Yo mama's gums so black that she spits Yoo hoo 
Yo mama's hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. 
Yo mama's hair's nappier than a goats ass. 
Yo mama's head is so big she has to wash her hair at niagra falls 
Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar. 
Yo mama's head is so big, she dont have dreams, she have movies 
Yo mama's head is so little could wear fruit loops as head rags 
Yo mama's head is so nappy when she combs her hair her teeth bleed 
Yo mama's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died. 
Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. 
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo. 
Yo mama's lips are so big that Chapstick had to invent a pray. 
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair 
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow I cant believe it's not butter 
Yo mama's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice 
Yo mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter 
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down