Yo Mamma Jokes

 
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on 
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water would turn into coffee 
Yo mama's so black she bleeds smoke 
Yo mama's so black she drinks water and pees coffee. 
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and was marked absent. 
Yo mama's so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime 
Yo mama's so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants 
Yo mama's so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights 
Yo mama's so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill. 
Yo mama's so black, if they put you in a bottle You'd be a Pepsi 
Yo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off. 
Yo mama's so black if she had a red light she'd be a beeper. 
Yo family's so black when they hold hands look like a stretch limo